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Your name is AERIAL VYTUSS.

You have a certain affection for FANTASY NOVELS starring ANGSTY TEENAGE HEROES. They inspire you to become SOMEWHAT OF A LEGEND yourself, but you have yet to find yourself an ADVENTURE. This does not stop you from IMAGINING GREAT QUESTS and RIDING ON THE BACK OF YOUR GRIFFIN LUSUS, who you call PHILEMON, with your SHIELD in hand. Occasionally this can get your sorry butt BRUTALLY INJURED, but as far as you are concerned it is TOTALLY WORTH IT.

As well as ACTING out your adventurous dream, you also express them through other forms of TROLL ART. You love to PAINT and you adore WRITING THEM OUT IN A SIMILAR WAY IN WHICH YOU SPEAK. But no one else may ever see these. Ever. You prefer that others not see you through THE WAY YOUR ART REFLECTS YOU INNER WISHES, but AS A SWEET AND OCCASIONALLY SARCASTIC ORDINARY GUY.

Your trolltag is obliviouslyOptimistic.

You speak in correct grammar 
Though you make mistakes from time to time
And your text always seems poetic
As the second and fourth row rhyme.